Nomination for “stupidest person on earth” award
A UK man is in jail on drunken-driving charges. After two pints of beer at the pub, he decided to jump in the Volvo and head toward London. On the way there, his clutch went out. Frustrated over the clutch, he did two things: 1) He turned on his flashers. That was probably a good move. 2) He reached for a nearby bottle of vodka and started downing it. WHILE STILL DRIVING. WITH NO CLUTCH. Not surprisingly, the police pulled him over, and what did he do? He drew a line on the bottle to show officers how much vodka he’d had to drink.
He’ll probably get jail time, but if I were the judge, I’d also sentence him to write “bad judgment” on a chalkboard 100,000 times.
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