Great news for drinkers: Artificial livers are coming
Today I have perhaps the most important news I have broken in the history of this blog. This is a major, major scientific breakthrough that is of interest to drinkers one and all. According to this Austin Decider article (and we all know plenty of drinking is done in Austin), an artificial liver is under development. If it passes FDA testing, it will be available soon at a cost of about $30K. Drinkers who have been abusing their livers for years now have renewed hope.
So keep on drinking!
