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Is that a wine opener in your pants, Mr. President, or are you just happy to see me? …The Bill Clinton corkscrew

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

Now and then everyone has a wine bottle they need to open or unscrew.  And when it comes to screwing, one of this country’s foremost experts on the topic is former President Bill Clinton.  So it only makes sense that someone would create a Clinton corkscrew, shown at left.  This wine opener definitely leaves the impression that Bill has trouble keeping it in his pants.

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